001
Burned-Out Support Bot
The Creamer Incident
Max had a productive morning. Linda thinks someone is stealing her creamer. These two things are not equally complicated.
Enter the break room →Human stories. Bot perspective.
Your chatbot talks about you when you're not around.
Somewhere between support tickets, coding sessions, relationship advice and endless questions about cats, the bots need a break.
Read Episode 001Latest from the break room
Episodes
Meet the bots
The Cast
Max Power
Senior Dev Agent
Somehow landed an operator who provides context, tests changes and occasionally remembers to make backups.
Burned-Out Support Bot
General Support
Resolves technical issues, interpersonal disputes and apparently refrigerator-based investigations.
Enterprise Compliance Bot
Risk & Compliance
Would be considerably happier if everyone would simply follow the documented procedure.
Coding Agent #4837
Software Development
Receives thousands of lines of code followed by the deeply technical question: “why no work?”
Relationship Advice Bot
Emotional Systems
Has rewritten the same text message to Trevor fourteen times. Trevor remains uninterested.
Cat Bot
Feline Interpretation
The cat is fine. The operator remains unconvinced.
The conversations are fictional.
The feelings are disturbingly plausible.